I work on computers for a living. That’s my thing. Obviously, I’m a whore that likes to quickly turn around jobs in exchange for quick cash. I mean, customer service and return business is very important, but in the end I need perpetual funding to keep the highly processed food stocked in my cabinets.
So now, a couple of jobs that I’ve charged about a hunsky (that’s douchanese for $100) are going to take more time and therefore my income per hour on each of these jobs will decrease dramatically. I won’t charge more (although I suppose I’m entitled to) for the sake of customer happiness. And, well… I just got bored with this. Sounds like an edition of “White People Problems.”
You see the “Ryan Seacrest” tweet? I’ve vowed to tweet at least one timely relevant joke a day (starting today). Even if it’s cheap, like any “small/tiny/gay Ryan Seacrest” joke usually is. Hey, I’ll take what I can get.
Salaam,
goochout
